Showing posts with label spelling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spelling. Show all posts

20 February 2010

58 Wrong Ways to Spell My Name

List #126

. . . I can understand complete strangers misspelling my name but some of these came from people who have known me for years.


40 Misspellings of "Gwen"

1. Bwen

2. Dwen

3. Gen

4. Gern

5. Geun

6. Gewn

7. Glenn

8. Gowen

9. Gren

10. Grwen

11. Guen

12. Guven

13. Gwan

14. Gweb

15. Gwee

16. Gweeb

17. Gween

18. Gwem

19. Gwemn

20. Gwench

21. Gwenn

22. Gweyn

23. Gwgen

24. Gwin

25. Gwn

26. Gwuen

27. Gwyn

28. Gwynn

29. Gwyyn

30. Gyen

31. Gyny

32. Gywn

33. Jwen

34. Quen

35. Quinn

36. Qwun

37. Qwus

38. Swen

39. Wem

40. Wgen

18 Misspellings of "Gwyneth"

. . . Yes, my full name is Gwyneth. I was named after a character in a Welsh book that my mom's penpal was reading some years before I was born. Seriously, though, no one ever calls my Gwyneth except telemarketers and people in gubmint jobs.

1. Gewnneth

2. Geyneth

3. Gweenyt

4. Gwemith

5. Gwendlyn

6. Gwendolyn

7. Gweneth

8. Gwenith

9. Gwennith

10. Gwenth

11. Gwenyth

12. Gwneth

13. Gwyenth

14. Gwynent

15. Gwynyth

16. Gwyynth

17. Gywnith

18. Hwyneth

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13 January 2010

Eye Halve a Spell Chequer

. . . Collected some years ago as a specimen of "email lore." As one who supports English spelling reform, and believes that rigid adherence to the notion of "correct" spelling is somewhat silly at times, I do acknowledge the difficulties that can accompany one who ignores intelligent spelling conventions.


Eye halve a spell chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it’s weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

-- Sauce unknown

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30 September 2009

47 "Secret" Letter Squares

. . . I list below a group of 47 "secret" letter squares. These are groups of words that all use the same four letters (with a few 5-letter words included). What are they good for? you may well ask. Well, if you're addicted to Boggle, which I am, then having these "letter squares" memorized gives you three, four, or even five, six or seven words for the price of one.

I can see you're still confused. Well, to be more specific, when you're playing Boggle, or any Boggle-based wordgame -- Babble, Bookworm, Scramble, Wordsplay, whatever -- and you see one of these words in a cluster on the grid, then, in most cases, you can get all the words in the group in one fell swoop. (Okay, some of these games don't accept some of these words. No matter. Don't try to remember which game will take which words; just type 'em all as fast as you can.)

Of course, in a perfect game, the four letters will appear in a perfect 2x2 square, but in many cases you can still make all the words even if the letters appear in a 1x2x1 cluster, or some other pattern. As long as they're all together.

Those of you who have played Boggle with me will be shocked that I'm revealing one of my secret strategies. Don't be. This is just one of my strategies and it's not all that secret. I have plenty other strategies that I'm not going to share. 8-)

I have arranged each group starting with the word that I tend to find the most often, followed by less common words, and then the least familiar words at the end of each group. Enjoy!

---o Seven-Word Letter Squares o---

1. lair > liar > rail > rial > lira > aril > lari

2. seat > teas > eats > east > sate > ates > etas

---o Six-Word Letter Squares o---

3. meats > teams > mates > tames > steam > metas

4. spot > stop > tops > pots > post > opts

5. steel > sleet > leets > teels > stele > teles

6. times > mites > items > emits > metis > stime

---o Five-Word Letter Squares o---

7. ales > sale > seal > lase > leas

8. peas > pase > apse > apes > spae

9. deer > dere > dree > reed > rede

10. diet > dite > tide > tied > edit

11. lone > nole > leno > noel > enol

12. hate > haet > heat > eath > thae

13. tale > teal > tael > late > tela

14. seam > same > mesa > mase > maes

15. meat > mate > team > tame > meta

16. miter > mitre > timer > remit > emir

17. pins > spin > snip > nips > psi

18. rose > roes > sore > ores > eros

19. roti > riot > tori > tiro > trio

20. rotis > riots > tiros > trios > trois

---o Four-Word Letter Squares o---

21. said > dais > aids > sadi

22. slap > laps > alps > pals

23. pass > saps > asps > spas

24. anan > nana > anna > naan

25. rats > star > arts > tsar

26. coin > cion > icon > coni

27. send > dens > ends > sned

28. door > rood > odor > ordo

29. seel > lees > eels > else

30. time > mite > item > emit

31. gore > goer > ogre > ergo

32. sink > skin > inks > kins

33. noir > iron > nori > inro

34. lion > loin > lino > noil

35. nose > noes > eons > ones

36. part > tarp > trap > prat

37. rile > lier > lire > riel

38. soil > oils > soli > silo

39. tows > stow > twos > swot

---o And a Few Fun Three-Word Letter Squares o---

40. duel > lude > leud

41. taxer > extra > retax

42. fate > feat > feta

43. huts > shut > tush

44. lane > lean > elan

45. pane > pean > neap

46. nitro > intro > niton

47. fret > reft > tref

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