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. . . it came to me last year forwarded in an email.
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10 October 2009
07 October 2009
16 Fun Tips for Spotting Spams, Scams, and Malicious Emails
. . . collected from actual spam. Real examples shown.
1. The email is from a major company or website, but, where your name should be, there is only a generic greeting.
Dear PayPal Customer;
Dear Bank of America Patron ,
ATTN: Sir /Madam
2. The email says you have won the lottery or some big cash award.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
CLAIM YOUR AWARD!!!!!
INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTION
NEW YEAR AWARD NOTIFICATION RESULT !!!
3. The message is from someone you have never heard of who has a huge pile of wealth and wants you to share it.
I am Mr.FRANK BELLE GEZI,The first son of Mr.JOHN MICHEAL GEZI, the director or the ANGOLAN diamond mine,and a wealthy business man who was recently murdered in the land mine dispute in ANGOLA which i have no doubt you may be aware if you listen to either BBC or CNN.
I know this will come to you as a surprise but never mind, I got your Contact in my search for a reputable and trust worthy person/Company,Who can stand confidently with me in this successful business Arrangement.
We are group of company and I am Mr. James Herrington an American one of the boards of director in this company in London and we also want you to take our reparable modality of this opportunity I will also send you my international driven lances or my international passport.
4. The subject line or message is complete gibberish; that is, it is not in English words or even Latin characters.
¡‚©‚ç–¾“ú‚Ì’©‚܂ňê‚ɉ߂²‚µ‚Ä‚‚ê‚Ü‚¹‚ñ‚©H
ŽÊ^‚ð‘—‚è‚Ü‚·‚Ì‚ÅŒ©‚Ä‚‚¾‚³‚¢B
[6]: áîëüøîé âûáîð êðåñåë äëÿ ðóêîâîäèòåëÿ
$B4uK$N6b3[$rA43[@h$KEO$7$^$9$N$G2q$C$FD:$1$J$$$G$7$g$&$+!)(B
5. The message greets you as if you are a close, special friend even though you have never had any contact with the sender.
Dear Beloved,
6. The email is from someone in Nigeria and you don't know anyone in Nigeria. Note: Lagos is in Nigeria. Note: Surulere is in Nigeria.
7. The email name is an unpronounceable string of letters.
nqzbynzeg@bezeqint.net
efkqdwahd@blauer.com
smyzhb@mail.com
6. The email subject is about your loan application or mortgage or credit card or hot investment but you have not applied for a loan or inquired about investing.
Loan request approved
Loan for a low month payment
Aggressive Investors Alert
Payment Correspondences
URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL
7. The email subject just says Hi or Hello or Re: or Re:[2] or some other bracketed number.
8. The email subject sounds like a news headline but is not related to any news you are interested in.
Musicians play tribute to Don Henley
The hash function you're most likely to use routinely is SHA-1.
It's also kid-friendly, with a marionette museum.
9. The subject line says your gift card is ready or that you have won a gift card or valuable product.
PLEASE CONFIRM: Victoria Secret $500 Gift ID#33-FA212ZP
Second Attempt: Macy's Gift Card Inside
Dell Computer Giveaway - Absolutely No Charges
WINNER! Home Depot Gift Card ID#YY-234-1A
jetBlue Airways Ticket! - Confirmation #343-7331
Congratutlations on your JCPenney Gift Card Offer
Your CIRCUIT CITY Card valid Thru Feb 15th -- Act NOW! -- ID# CCJXB93ST
Second Attempt: WAL*MART (R) 500 Dollar Gift Card Inside
7. The subject line is a string of words that makes no sense.
mass production admonish
it vague
Don't read it.
it cyclist an mingle
his dissension be norwegian
8. The subject line says Re: followed by something you have never heard of before.
Re: RyixX
Re: dynamicvar divT
Re: recipient Postinis
10. The message has bizarre, incorrect English usage, punctuation, or syntax.
I am gonna be waiting your answer I hope that you can help me in this moment that I need it.
Hello Dear ,
Mrs.Jenny Brooks
Have a nice day, be bless.
I look forward to read back from you.
12. The link in the email doesn't match the subject of the email, or is not a legitimate business, or does not exist.
http://pizzasarhey.com/
http://www.autoroad2000.com/
13. The message promises to get you top placement on search engines.
Boost Your Website To The Top
Free Website Analysis and Ranking Report of Your Website!
14. The phrase "I will like to" appears anywhere in the message.
Before I proceed, I will like to introduce my humble self To you.
I will like to know if you ship to Australia and my method of payment will be credit card???
15. The message is from someone who claims to be doing God's work.
Mark from Guiding Light Ministries
ST. PETER CHRISTIAN BIBLE CHURCH
St.Andrew Mission,Portland Oreegon
pray4missingkids
He said to them, "But who do you say I am?" Simon Peter answered and said, "Your are the Christ, the Son of the living God." Matt 16:15, 16
I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $2,500,000 (two million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.
16. The message contains a paragraph filled with complete nonsense that sounds like computer-generated "poetry."
should have a name that is derivative. For instance, the name given to It is not possible to know forthwith whose head or hand is meant. Thus it is in the case of those opposites only, which are opposite in the bald does not regain his hair; the man who has lost his teeth does not
Offtopic, found forum discuss topic duilsuamo. Gtedom giftltagt gteasyjet gteating rightltagt gtednita halfltagt. Longest disorder brandy brochure withit affect graphic! Half ceilingurl alana frillfree, inaudible. Niki scary skinner, acceptable nikita weighted, dial, enhance! Areola glorious whittaker leeward worth impediment. Reallity breath realy recess, recits valour. March digital signature back pdf? Two, conformity glaze blonde sado sudden maso.
The idea being that languages were perfect at Babel and degraded thereafter. " What sadist came up with the "sports" included in the game?The emphasis on the genetic component of human language is often misunderstood to mean that languages are inherited within the brain.My best wishes for Caleb. Obsessed with design?" and accusing him of "wiggling around" hisorder.How we treat them after that is when we engineer them.
END
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. . . collected from actual spam. Real examples shown.
1. The email is from a major company or website, but, where your name should be, there is only a generic greeting.
Dear PayPal Customer;
Dear Bank of America Patron ,
ATTN: Sir /Madam
2. The email says you have won the lottery or some big cash award.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
CLAIM YOUR AWARD!!!!!
INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTION
NEW YEAR AWARD NOTIFICATION RESULT !!!
3. The message is from someone you have never heard of who has a huge pile of wealth and wants you to share it.
I am Mr.FRANK BELLE GEZI,The first son of Mr.JOHN MICHEAL GEZI, the director or the ANGOLAN diamond mine,and a wealthy business man who was recently murdered in the land mine dispute in ANGOLA which i have no doubt you may be aware if you listen to either BBC or CNN.
I know this will come to you as a surprise but never mind, I got your Contact in my search for a reputable and trust worthy person/Company,Who can stand confidently with me in this successful business Arrangement.
We are group of company and I am Mr. James Herrington an American one of the boards of director in this company in London and we also want you to take our reparable modality of this opportunity I will also send you my international driven lances or my international passport.
4. The subject line or message is complete gibberish; that is, it is not in English words or even Latin characters.
¡‚©‚ç–¾“ú‚Ì’©‚܂ňê‚ɉ߂²‚µ‚Ä‚‚ê‚Ü‚¹‚ñ‚©H
ŽÊ^‚ð‘—‚è‚Ü‚·‚Ì‚ÅŒ©‚Ä‚‚¾‚³‚¢B
[6]: áîëüøîé âûáîð êðåñåë äëÿ ðóêîâîäèòåëÿ
$B4uK$N6b3[$rA43[@h$KEO$7$^$9$N$G2q$C$FD:$1$J$$$G$7$g$&$+!)(B
5. The message greets you as if you are a close, special friend even though you have never had any contact with the sender.
Dear Beloved,
6. The email is from someone in Nigeria and you don't know anyone in Nigeria. Note: Lagos is in Nigeria. Note: Surulere is in Nigeria.
7. The email name is an unpronounceable string of letters.
nqzbynzeg@bezeqint.net
efkqdwahd@blauer.com
smyzhb@mail.com
6. The email subject is about your loan application or mortgage or credit card or hot investment but you have not applied for a loan or inquired about investing.
Loan request approved
Loan for a low month payment
Aggressive Investors Alert
Payment Correspondences
URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL
7. The email subject just says Hi or Hello or Re: or Re:[2] or some other bracketed number.
8. The email subject sounds like a news headline but is not related to any news you are interested in.
Musicians play tribute to Don Henley
The hash function you're most likely to use routinely is SHA-1.
It's also kid-friendly, with a marionette museum.
9. The subject line says your gift card is ready or that you have won a gift card or valuable product.
PLEASE CONFIRM: Victoria Secret $500 Gift ID#33-FA212ZP
Second Attempt: Macy's Gift Card Inside
Dell Computer Giveaway - Absolutely No Charges
WINNER! Home Depot Gift Card ID#YY-234-1A
jetBlue Airways Ticket! - Confirmation #343-7331
Congratutlations on your JCPenney Gift Card Offer
Your CIRCUIT CITY Card valid Thru Feb 15th -- Act NOW! -- ID# CCJXB93ST
Second Attempt: WAL*MART (R) 500 Dollar Gift Card Inside
7. The subject line is a string of words that makes no sense.
mass production admonish
it vague
Don't read it.
it cyclist an mingle
his dissension be norwegian
8. The subject line says Re: followed by something you have never heard of before.
Re: RyixX
Re: dynamicvar divT
Re: recipient Postinis
10. The message has bizarre, incorrect English usage, punctuation, or syntax.
I am gonna be waiting your answer I hope that you can help me in this moment that I need it.
Hello Dear ,
Mrs.Jenny Brooks
Have a nice day, be bless.
I look forward to read back from you.
12. The link in the email doesn't match the subject of the email, or is not a legitimate business, or does not exist.
http://pizzasarhey.com/
http://www.autoroad2000.com/
13. The message promises to get you top placement on search engines.
Boost Your Website To The Top
Free Website Analysis and Ranking Report of Your Website!
14. The phrase "I will like to" appears anywhere in the message.
Before I proceed, I will like to introduce my humble self To you.
I will like to know if you ship to Australia and my method of payment will be credit card???
15. The message is from someone who claims to be doing God's work.
Mark from Guiding Light Ministries
ST. PETER CHRISTIAN BIBLE CHURCH
St.Andrew Mission,Portland Oreegon
pray4missingkids
He said to them, "But who do you say I am?" Simon Peter answered and said, "Your are the Christ, the Son of the living God." Matt 16:15, 16
I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $2,500,000 (two million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.
16. The message contains a paragraph filled with complete nonsense that sounds like computer-generated "poetry."
should have a name that is derivative. For instance, the name given to It is not possible to know forthwith whose head or hand is meant. Thus it is in the case of those opposites only, which are opposite in the bald does not regain his hair; the man who has lost his teeth does not
Offtopic, found forum discuss topic duilsuamo. Gtedom giftltagt gteasyjet gteating rightltagt gtednita halfltagt. Longest disorder brandy brochure withit affect graphic! Half ceilingurl alana frillfree, inaudible. Niki scary skinner, acceptable nikita weighted, dial, enhance! Areola glorious whittaker leeward worth impediment. Reallity breath realy recess, recits valour. March digital signature back pdf? Two, conformity glaze blonde sado sudden maso.
The idea being that languages were perfect at Babel and degraded thereafter. " What sadist came up with the "sports" included in the game?The emphasis on the genetic component of human language is often misunderstood to mean that languages are inherited within the brain.My best wishes for Caleb. Obsessed with design?" and accusing him of "wiggling around" hisorder.How we treat them after that is when we engineer them.
END
Visit my bookstore http://www.gwenfoss.com/
Visit my colleagues' bookstores http://www.tomfolio.com/
Visit my page on the evils of mega-listers http://tomfolio.pbworks.com/Mega-Listers
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03 October 2009
24 Best, Worst and Funniest P e n i s E n l a r g e m e n t Spam Headers
. . . Why in the world would anyone collect these revolting spam headers? Because they're freakin' hilarious, that's why! No, I don't sell this stuff, I certainly don't buy this stuff, and I don't know anyone who does. But I'm not above hooting and hollering at their attempts to sell it. [My comments are in brackets.]
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Engrish : Translated by amateurs, spell-checked by computers, typed by illiterates
1. Whiteness, those pediments that rise
2. Are U Tir with erectile ?
[How could any man be "tire" with "erectile?"]
3. Take her to seven heaven
4. Do not feel shy of your device size.
5. Bored about problems in bed? Perk up now! Leave odd experience behind! Urgent aid is accessable!
[Desperately in need of a good thesaurus.]
6. Your girl does not want to jazz it with you by reason of your aggregate size.
7. Haarder Etections
[Bad spelling invoked just to foil spam filters. See, it worked.]
8. master in bed are you
[Holy crap, Yoda is selling this stuff!]
9. of be blown
[Who's missing from this sentence?]
10. Amazing enhancement for the ever men only here.
[I've been looking for the ever man my whole life.]
11. Lion desire ingredient
[Sheer poetry.]
12. Shopping at Candaian Healtchare you may be absolutely sure that you uby medicaiton of the best possible quality, licensed and working.
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Seriously, nitwits, is this your best selling point?
13. A pastor calls parishioners to have sex every day
[Translation: We sell only to good Christians.]
14. Wow emotions is just a blink away!
15. If you want the effective result it is better
16. still got that little thing dangling between your legs huh?
[You mean my wallet?]
17. Magic pill for dreaded problem
18. We will bring in your house eveyrthing that you will order.
[Hell, no, you are not coming in my house.]
19. Emotional volcano is just a few steps away!
[Here it comes! Get the hell out of the way!!]
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Dangerous Side Effects : What are you doing, hiring a hitman?
20. CHECK HOW OUR 6000+ CUSTOMERS LONGER THEIR PISTOL
21. BodypartThumpingMollie
22. ShlongBiggishLiliana
23. Be a lethal weapon in the bedroom
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24. The Acrostic To End All Acrostics
[Sure, acrostics were a popular form of amusement . . . about 150 years ago. Oh my God, maybe this email has been around since 1860!]
M -- Men always would like, that at them all was more, than at others
E -- Enlarge your manhood today and reap all the benefits
G -- Guys get jealous now when they see me in the bathroom
A -- And now make a real step to this - buy our means for increase of the member
D -- Do not let ladies prefer dildo to you!
I -- If the man speaks you, that to him all the same with what at him the size of the member - he dissembles
K -- Know her from the sexual side how is she inside exactly.
. . . Why in the world would anyone collect these revolting spam headers? Because they're freakin' hilarious, that's why! No, I don't sell this stuff, I certainly don't buy this stuff, and I don't know anyone who does. But I'm not above hooting and hollering at their attempts to sell it. [My comments are in brackets.]
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Engrish : Translated by amateurs, spell-checked by computers, typed by illiterates
1. Whiteness, those pediments that rise
2. Are U Tir with erectile ?
[How could any man be "tire" with "erectile?"]
3. Take her to seven heaven
4. Do not feel shy of your device size.
5. Bored about problems in bed? Perk up now! Leave odd experience behind! Urgent aid is accessable!
[Desperately in need of a good thesaurus.]
6. Your girl does not want to jazz it with you by reason of your aggregate size.
7. Haarder Etections
[Bad spelling invoked just to foil spam filters. See, it worked.]
8. master in bed are you
[Holy crap, Yoda is selling this stuff!]
9. of be blown
[Who's missing from this sentence?]
10. Amazing enhancement for the ever men only here.
[I've been looking for the ever man my whole life.]
11. Lion desire ingredient
[Sheer poetry.]
12. Shopping at Candaian Healtchare you may be absolutely sure that you uby medicaiton of the best possible quality, licensed and working.
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Seriously, nitwits, is this your best selling point?
13. A pastor calls parishioners to have sex every day
[Translation: We sell only to good Christians.]
14. Wow emotions is just a blink away!
15. If you want the effective result it is better
16. still got that little thing dangling between your legs huh?
[You mean my wallet?]
17. Magic pill for dreaded problem
18. We will bring in your house eveyrthing that you will order.
[Hell, no, you are not coming in my house.]
19. Emotional volcano is just a few steps away!
[Here it comes! Get the hell out of the way!!]
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Dangerous Side Effects : What are you doing, hiring a hitman?
20. CHECK HOW OUR 6000+ CUSTOMERS LONGER THEIR PISTOL
21. BodypartThumpingMollie
22. ShlongBiggishLiliana
23. Be a lethal weapon in the bedroom
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24. The Acrostic To End All Acrostics
[Sure, acrostics were a popular form of amusement . . . about 150 years ago. Oh my God, maybe this email has been around since 1860!]
M -- Men always would like, that at them all was more, than at others
E -- Enlarge your manhood today and reap all the benefits
G -- Guys get jealous now when they see me in the bathroom
A -- And now make a real step to this - buy our means for increase of the member
D -- Do not let ladies prefer dildo to you!
I -- If the man speaks you, that to him all the same with what at him the size of the member - he dissembles
K -- Know her from the sexual side how is she inside exactly.
Visit my bookstore http://www.gwenfoss.com/
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